The Viktor Wilt Show

Good day to you. Alright. What is going on in the world? Did I miss, any exciting rock stuff while I was out? I I pretty well checked out of social media for a week and it was nice.

It was nice getting that breather from the Facebook mayhem. Mhmm. I mean, I saw that Coachella happened, the big music festival that I don't I didn't pay much attention to because I think outside of Green Day. Isn't that about it for for rock music? Did they have any metal bands?

No. No. Let's get into the news here on Coachella. I mean, Courtney from spirit box came out and did a track with Megan Thee Stallion. I think that was pretty much the only metal thing that happened at Coachella.

Well okay. I take that back. There were some, critiques of Lady Gaga's set. When you're getting accused of holding a two hour satanic ritual. I mean, that's kinda metal, isn't it?

Now I watched some clips because I'm like, okay. Lady Gaga performing a two hour satanic ritual. This has gotta be pretty wild. Right? Apparently, a lot of people on the internet have not not been to some of these shows I have been to before because I did not personally see anything that, made me worried about, massive rituals being performed at Coachella, but that's just me.

You know, I think maybe Twin Temple. Did you go see ghost in Twin Temple, in Salt Lake City A Few Years ago? Now that I would go, okay. Twin Temple set perhaps doing a little bit of a satanic ritual, but also it was really funny. And if you took it seriously, I gotta question you a little bit now I don't believe personally that a satanic ritual would accomplish anything I think it's be just people being nerds pretty much But, yeah, I haven't, you know, really watched Lady Gaga's full performance or anything like that.

Do you think I've had two hours to spare in the last couple days? No. I've been playing catch up from being gone. Yeah. This is not an easy job to take some time off from because the work still has to be done.

But, I don't know. Maybe I missed something but I did not feel again uneasy, from any of the clips that apparently really scared people online. I I think a lot of people need to watch some horror movies or something like that. Maybe go to some metal shows, you know, and break themselves free from the, fright that can be induced by a Lady Gaga set. I've I've found these, Internet stories pretty silly myself, but, again, I I don't take that kind of stuff very seriously to begin with.

So, anyway yeah. I mean, wasn't it last year that Coachella had knocked loose, like an actual metal set? That's alright. Wait till next year. They'll have Sleep Token headlining since Sleep Token is like outselling and out streaming some of the biggest pop acts in the world.

Love that. Love seeing that. It's great. I mean, it's made the ticket prices stupid. Speaking of which, I need to go yell at some of the sleep token fans online who are spending money with scalpers.

Don't buy tickets from scalpers till the last minute till they, you know, have lowered their tickets to the lowest price possible. If you buy overpriced tickets from scalpers, you're contributing to the problem. Anyway, there we go. Coachella update. Not what I intended to do for my first break of the day, but, you know, we're just getting going.

So let's let's keep going. So during my little break, my week off from work, one of the things I did was watched the Academy Award winning movie, Onora. Best Picture. Didn't have any idea what this movie was going into it. K.

It looks like pretty much a rom com, you know, at first glance. And, you know, there's definitely some aspects of that. And I don't wanna do anything to spoil this movie, but I do wanna say you should watch this movie, Honora. Alright? It was great.

It was a lot of fun. It was really funny. It was not what I expected whatsoever. And, I see why it's held in such high regard and why it won the Academy Award for best picture. Anyhow, I I don't think it's a major spoiler, but at one point throughout the movie there is a a wedding that takes place in Las Vegas and you know I'm not anti getting just a hitched up in Las Vegas.

Alright. Now you do need to make sure if you're gonna get married that you really want to marry this person. K. I recommend you spend many years with somebody before deciding to make it legal and I highly recommend you live with somebody before you take that plunge as well. You know, I know there are lots of people who get married at a young age.

I don't recommend that. K? You can be together for a long time. You don't have to do the legal thing. K?

I've said it many times. You can call yourself married. You could be like, this is my wife. It's not against the law to call somebody your wife or husband. You can say what you want but if you're gonna do the legal documentation, make sure you're absolutely sure.

And if you wanna do it in Vegas, fine. Alright? A lot of people might frown on that and look down on it. You know what? You get hitched.

You save as much money as possible on the ceremony, then you've got money to, you know, enjoy the honeymoon, which I would highly recommend spending more money on the honeymoon than the actual wedding. K? You know, having this big elaborate ceremony. Nah. Save that money and get out and have some fun.

So get hitched in Vegas. And if you're a Star Wars fan, well, on May 4, you know, Star Wars day, may the fourth be with you. The little Vegas chapel is holding Star Wars themed wedding packages like Yoda one for me and love star. Again, instead of death star, love star. Sounds kind of fun to me if you were looking at getting hitched.

Alright. Maybe you've got a big expensive wedding plan. Cancel it. Do the star wars thing. $860.

Alright. Now it's more expensive than just going down to the courthouse, but it's more fun. You get a ceremony performed by a princess Leia or Darth Vader officiant, custom Star Wars music, round trip limousine service, a unity sand ceremony, hopefully, you know, not including the the sand people in star wars. You know? Kind of look like the, you know, previous run of ghouls from the band ghost.

Anyway, I don't know what a sand ceremony is but a large Star Wars inspired bouquet and boutonniere, professional photography with a thirty minute extended photo session, a video recording of the ceremony, a Star Wars inspired certificate, marriage license holder, fuzzy dice, and accommodations for up to 18 guests at the ceremony. Now they have a different package, the love star package, and that features a, you know, princess lair or Darth Vader efficient, the Star Wars music, the bouquet and boutonniere, a lightsaber decorated podium, and then you get the, professional photography with 10 digital images, video recording, the star wars themed gift certificate, and, that you can bring your up to 18 guests. I I'd say, you know what? If you if you got the right type of partner who's down for this, it sounds like a fun way to go about things. Now certainly not for everybody when it comes to a wedding ceremony, but I had to throw it out there because I know we got a lot of nerds who listen to this show.

Hey. I'm a nerd too. I the nerd is not a negative phrase. K? It's just a descriptor.

Alright? And it's, again, not a bad one. But I gotta let my nerds know about the nerdy things they can do. Alright? May the fourth be with you.

We'll be back. Okay. Would you just ditch your phone case? Apparently, phones are stronger than ever, and at least one man is like, hey. You're wasting your money on these phone cases.

I'm gonna put these phones to the test and see if in 2025, there is any point to even having a phone case. I'll admit the thought of taking my phone case off and just rocking the phone, it's a little bit nerve wracking because I broke many a phone in my day. I mean, I've dropped my current phone lots and lots of times, but and I always attributed this to the, cheap Walmart case I bought. I've yet to break the screen. Now they say this is likely because of advances in screen technology.

Yeah. Got all these different newer Gorilla Glass screens that have been implemented over the years in the current generation. They're saying, I mean, you can drop this from, like, seven feet, and, you know, your phone's not gonna break. So this guy took a bunch of different phones, and he just dropped them. Yeah.

Puts them in a three foot long metal box with concrete panels at both ends. Then the box spins 50 times, slamming the phone against the concrete again and again. And when it's over, they check it out. And, if it's still good, they put it back in the box and give it another 50 drops. Now he said when they first started, about a third of phones would fail, but has not seen a phone fail this test in a very long time.

Now your screen might get scratched, or if you drop it and it lands on a rock. Yeah. The screen just hits something just perfect. You know, you you could still break your screen, but you don't have to use a phone case anymore according to this guy. Am I willing to take the gamble?

I don't know. I don't know. Even with the lack of breaking when it comes to my phone even the prior phone I had, I had a bit of a lemon with the phone that I had before this one. It may have had problems with the operating system, you know, freezing up, just booting me out of apps, not sending text messages. But I I dropped it a lot, and that thing never broke.

So, yeah, it's kinda nice. You young people, maybe you've just gotten your first phone. Hopefully, you don't have to go through the aggravation. I remember if you dropped your phone at all, it used to break. You know?

So you just kinda live with it. You'd have the busted up screen. You know, just scratching your face up, chopping up your fingers because you didn't wanna pay to fix it. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.

Still not gonna take my phone case off even though it's ugly and it didn't cost me very much money, I I'm still nervous about it. So just wanted to let you know, maybe you don't need to have a phone case. Next time you're buying a new phone, and they're like, hey. You better you better get a screen protector and, a case to go with that. That'll be an extra hundred dollars.

Nah. Spend that money on something fun. Are they still doing these? Prison rodeos? Okay.

If you've never heard of a prison rodeo, I was first exposed to this activity, this event by watching the show. Jeez. It just went right out of my brain. I had the name of the show and now it's just gone. I don't know.

It starred Bryan Cranston as a judge who well I don't want to spoil it. It was really good. It was that stupid show. Bryan Cranston judge show. Your honor.

Okay. I was exposed to this event in your honor and I thought it was just something they threw into a TV show to be silly. Prison rodeo. But no. In Louisiana, they do this.

And to me, I don't know. It doesn't really seem right. K. They, you know, make a ton of money off this. Let's see.

The rodeo that usually runs in April and October October brings in $450,000 each weekend it runs. What do the prisoners get for, getting mowed down by bulls and things like that? Maybe a a little bit of cash, but they also get to, not be in jail for the duration of the rodeo because they get to be out in a rodeo ring running from bulls trying to mow them down. Yeah. They do like, you know, little card games.

They call it convict poker, and you have to attempt to be the last contestant with your hands on the table as a bull charges the table. And I mean, people get sent flying. I I don't understand this one here. I mean, we have rodeos around here, but it just don't seem right. Just don't seem right to me.

Apparently, Louisiana has a lot of prisoners. And I don't know. They're just like, how can we make some money off these people? Holy cow. Well, anyway, that's still happening.

In case you were aware of it and if you weren't, yeah, it's something that does happen. It's just crazy. Alright. Anyway, we're gonna get to some freak news here in a minute. So why don't you just hang on and I'll be back with that in a few.

It's time for freak news. Yeah. Alright. You know, one good thing about being gone for a week is that I got a week of news piled up. So at least for today, we should be able to get through a radio show with plenty of stupid news.

Very excited. Alright. We've got declassified CIA files alleging that aliens attacked Soviet soldiers and turned them into stone. This is a real declassified document. According to a report based on testimony by the surviving Soviet soldiers, aliens made a retaliatory attack on troops after their UFO was shot down over Ukraine.

This was, back during the cold war, and the report says that aliens turned 23 Soviet soldiers into stone. This is a real government document. Yeah. A 250 page KGB report acquired by the CIA. Okay.

You know, I've I've talked a lot about aliens on this program over the years. I would love to see some just nice solid straight factual information about UFOs, but this is information from the Russians. It got into the hands of the CIA. I don't know if I'm buying it. Alright?

I don't know. To me, the chance that they were maybe trying to cover up something else, That that seems more likely to me. Do we have the stone soldiers? Any pictures of them? I don't see any evidence of stone soldiers, but I'm still happy to report on the news to you.

So if I get any, you know, better solid alien UFO information, I will let you know. Oh, jeez. I need to turn that down. Must've got a Facebook alert. Okay.

We already talked about the prison rodeos. What else do we have here? Oh, ancient tax cheats got fed to leopards, a new scroll reveals. Yeah. Newly decoded 1,900 year old papyrus scroll shows how two guys tried gaming the Roman tax system, and, apparently, the authorities didn't like tax cheats, so they fed them to leopards.

Alright. I wonder if that would prevent, you know, sleazy, tax operations in 2025. If you knew you might be fed to, I don't know, wild boars. They'd toss you in the pigpen like in that movie or book. Hannibal, the sequel to silence of the lambs.

I mean, there's worse punishments out there. Well, I don't know. Getting eaten alive by an animal's probably, not very fun. So that that could could be a pretty decent deterrent for crime. Yikes.

Just for tax cheating. I mean, there's a lot of people who pride themselves on dodging taxes. Wow. Well, it'd make for a different world. Finally, a man was arrested after roaming naked in Disneyland's New Orleans Square.

Well, yeah, if you wanna wander around naked in New Orleans, I think you gotta do it in the real place during, Mardi Gras. And I don't know. I think you can pretty much only, just kinda flash. Right? I don't know if you can actually just wander around naked.

And, yeah. I mean, if you're in public wandering around naked, you're probably gonna get in trouble no matter where you're at. Outside of a nude resort or maybe Florida, I I think you're gonna have a bad time. So Disneyland, it's definitely not gonna fly. K?

Disneyland, there are cameras everywhere. They're watching every little thing you do. You are not going to get away with it. And where there are lots of children at Disneyland, you're gonna end up on a list. There are places to be naked and places not to be.

Disneyland, one of the places not to be. K? Howdy. What's up, my people? It's Victor Welt back in doing it live.

Hope you had a good, good week last week. Mine was mine was nice. Got to sleep in. Waking up at 08:00 is the best. It's the best, but, yeah, I'm back to it.

Back to bringing you content. Alright. Things you can't sell on Facebook marketplace. Human remains. Yeah.

I don't know if you're aware, but you cannot sell human remains on Facebook Marketplace. K? Owners of a, of course, Florida curio shop have been arrested, charged with the purchase or sale of human organs and tissue. Crazy enough, the Orange City Police Department captain says, it's the first time I've seen this in seventeen years working for this agency. Now this is Florida.

I find it a bit unbelievable that this is the first time that somebody has been busted selling human remains in Florida, Maybe just in this one town. So police began looking into Wicked Wonderland back in December 2023 when they received a tip that a business in the city was attempting to sell human bones. Okay. So they had two human skull fragments available for the bargain price of $90, a human clavicle and scapula for $90, human rib, $35, human vertebrae for 35 as well, and a partial human skull, $600. So the owner was like, we've been doing this forever.

We've been doing this for years. What do you mean we can't sell human bones? Well, apparently, they learned their lesson because they're in jail. Yeah. She told the police they were indeed educational models and that a warrant would be required when they showed up if further information was needed.

So they got the warrant and were like, okay. Give us the bones. Wonder if they're going to, really stick it to them on this one. Well, I mean, they've been doing it for years. You do wonder where do the bones come from.

Alright. I don't know how you can legally acquire human bones unless you're like a a professor or something teaching some anatomy this and that. I I don't know because I've never tried to get human bones. K? I like skulls.

I think they're pretty metal and cool. I have fake skulls at my house, but I don't know. Even though I don't believe in, like, supernatural type stuff, hauntings, I think I'd still be weirded out to have a real human skull in my house. You know? I mean, that was that was someone's head.

Now, I do think it would be cool if I could leave my skull to, like, my kids or something. Like, you guys want my skull? You can put it on the mantle. I I don't know if they'd want it, but okay. I'm trying to think.

If I have my dad's skull, or my mom's oh, happy, you know, what what do you say when your mom's having a birthday, but she's, no longer with us? Today's her birthday along with my daughter, Taryn. I think it would be less weird for some reason to have my dad's skull than my mom's. Either way, I think it would be weird. So my kids probably don't want the skull.

Could we put it in the Museum of Idaho? Yeah. Have I reached enough East Idaho fame for them to put my skull on display at the Museum of Idaho after I passed. It I don't know. I'd I'd have to call them and ask.

I am, you know, as far as the radio world goes in East Idaho. You know, I'm I'm I'm an old timer. I've been on the air for a long time. You know, aside from Jade, the longest running k Bear DJ, so I I gotta be somewhat close to at least a a small exhibit. If they have an exhibit about dugout dick, a man who lived in a cave, that was his accomplishment.

He lived in a cave in Salmon. And I know Salmon gets mad if you poke fun at dugout dick, but come on. He was a freeloader who was, you know, just, you know, the alright. Alright. Sorry, listeners in Salmon.

But come on. Who has accomplished more for the good of East Idaho? Me or dugout Dick? Right? You know, I I bought my house.

I pay my taxes. You know, I'm not just, what what what's the phrase I'm looking for here? Oh, I I don't know why I can't think of the word. But, you know, when people just decide I'm gonna go live in this house, and I'm not gonna pay for it. I hate it when I can't think of a word I'm trying to say.

It's so aggravating. But, anyway, we'll just call him a freeloader. It's close to the word. Put my skull on display. I mean, it's more exciting than what?

A k Bear T shirt? Come on. Come on now. Alright. I don't think I've earned a museum exhibit yet.

Morning, my people. What up? It's Victor Welt. Let's talk about the Eastern Idaho State Fair. It's gonna be here before you know it.

Summer is coming. Okay. What's gonna be at the grandstand events? What's gonna be going down? We're gonna find out today.

Gonna head over to or wherever they're doing it. The the announcements are happening today at noon. So keep an eye on our socials. I'll probably stream them live for your enjoyment, unless the fair's streaming them, then I'll just take photos and things like that. But they have been doing some teasing leading up to the twenty twenty five grandstand events.

And let's take a look to see what kind of clues they've been dropping and throw out some speculation. Now I have not been told anything about the Eastern Idaho State Fair grandstand events. I have no idea who they're bringing in. Every year, you know what I hope. I hope for rock and metal, but doesn't always work out that way.

So let's see here. Let's see what we've got. Alright. Our performers don't just steal the spotlight. They bring the whole conversation to life literally.

Curious? The grand reveal of all twenty twenty five Eastern Idaho State Fair acts drops April 15. Alright. Not seeing much speculation in there. So I don't know if there were any actual hints in that one.

Alright. One of the few bands that can bring a whole lot of love and a whole lot of hits to the Eastern Idaho State Fair stage. Wondering who it is? The lineup drops April okay. I mean, whole lot of love.

Led Zeppelin. Right? I I don't think Led Zeppelin's coming to the fair. Maybe a tribute act? We've had Led Zeppelin tribute acts in the area before so that's you know a reasonable speculation.

Whole lot of I I don't know who else it could be other than a Led Zeppelin tribute act. All right. Let's see. What else do we have for clues? They've been on this track for a while and they're still full steam ahead to the twenty twenty five Eastern Idaho State Fair.

Full steam ahead. Alright. Lots of people guessing the the band Train. I mean, full steam ahead, Train. How big of venues does train usually play?

I know they're popular. They're not really my cup of tea but, I suppose they could be a fair a fair act. Somebody said Grand Funk Railroad. I could see are they still around? Grand Funk Railroad?

Let's find out. I mean, I know the fair likes classic rock acts. You know, they had that classic, We're an American band. Let's see, Grand Funk Railroad tour. Out on the road.

Alright. They they were touring last year. Okay. They are touring this year. The fair is usually at the August.

I mean, they've got some or no. Yeah. It is at the August, beginning of September. They've got some open dates, so it it could be Grand Funk Railroad. I mean, that'd be all right.

That'd be all right. What other hints do we have here? We have the best lineup of Grandstand Entertainers coming to the twenty twenty five Eastern Idaho State Fair and you can't have ours. Okay, let's look at, can't have in in our song titles here in the system. Dylan Scott can't have mine.

Wonder if that's who it's, I would not be surprised whatsoever to see that it's Dylan Scott. Yeah. We have the best lineup of Grandstand entertainers and you can't have ours. I bet we're getting Dylan Scott. Yeah.

And I think that and train probably plays venues that are too big for the fair. Let's see. Train, set list. Let's see what places they've been playing recently when they play shows. Alright, the pool deck on Norwegian Gem in Miami.

How big is this venue? Not very big. Wow. What? Okay.

May maybe train. Maybe train's possibly the act we're looking for here. Well, they did play Talking Stick Resort Amphitheater in Phoenix. I'm just gonna say I think it's more likely that it would be Grand Funk Railroad just on what I know of the fair. Alright.

Any other clues? What did they give out yesterday? Get ready for a suitcase full of surprises. We packed the twenty twenty five Eastern Idaho State Fair grandstand lineup with the best of the best. Well, they always it it's probably a comedian, The the guy with the dummies?

You know, suitcase? There okay. In the comments, Jeff Dunham. Yeah. Okay, sir.

Are they gonna have four four bands on the main stage? Maybe it would be Grand Funk Railroad with a Led Zeppelin tribute act. Okay. I'm gonna throw out my official predictions right now. And, again, I don't know anything about this.

K. I have no idea who they're going to announce, but I'm going to guess Grand Funk Railroad with a Led Zeppelin tribute act opening up for them. Dylan Scott, the country artist, which I'm sorry. I I'm I'm gonna be that guy, and I'm going to say we have enough country shows in the market this year. Jeez.

How about a metal band? You know what? I guarantee that if they brought five finger death punch to the fair, it would outsell anything else at the fair. It just would. Anyway okay.

Sorry. I just think we have way too many country shows coming to the market. I'm down for us having shows. I love it, but we're a little bit oversaturated with the country genre for 2025. Okay.

So official predictions. Grand Funk Railroad with the Led Zeppelin tribute act opening up for them. Dylan Scott and Jeff Dunham. Alright. That's my predictions.

We'll find out at noon. See if I'm correct. But I I I think that's a pretty solid guess. Pretty solid guess. So I'll let you know at noon today.

Keep an eye on our socials because we'll probably be streaming live from the big announcements, and, hopefully, they got good snacks. Well, I didn't eat any food today because if we're going to a fair event, I expect some fair food. So they better have it for me. We got Jay Davis in the house. What's up, homie?

Just gonna give you more work. More work. Gift for taking a week off. Good. But I've been doing lots of work this morning.

I'm listening to country rap songs. I'm doing all kinds of stuff here. Nice. Yeah. This is an actual country rap song too.

Sounds terrible. It's from an artist called Big X the Plug featuring Bailey Zimmerman. Okay. And it starts off just straight country, and then you got just straight rap and then back to country, rap country. Alright.

And even Justin Pierce. Yeah. I was gonna throw it at him and be like, alright. Play this for your listeners and see what they what they do. But he'd already played it.

Came over and was like, we gotta add this song. I'm like, alright. Okay. Because I just thought it was z one zero three. You know, no brainer.

Biggest streaming, song of last week period. So it's popular. Third most popular song in our market. Gotta say when I start taking a look at what's popular in our market, I get disappointed sometimes, Jade. What's wrong with people around here?

They're not listening to enough k Bear. I know. Like, we do not have enough rock acts or metal acts in the top songs for our market. It's all you know, there's a lot of country, man. People around here like country music apparently.

But it's funny because a lot of the artists that are in the most popular, you know, acts for our market, only our radio stations play them. You know? Like Sam Barber, we play him, on z and hawk. The the the industry is so dumb. Don't tell the other people, the other radio guys what to do.

Who do you think they're gonna listen? No. They got charts upon charts. Jade, come on. They got charts for my charts.

That's right. They ain't gonna listen to me. This is the way we always done it. Why do I know? Now, I don't know.

I've so far as I've scrolled down, the state of Iraq and East Idaho, it's not making me very happy at all. I mean, do we have any popping up? Okay. Sleep token. Sleep token, floating around in there with Morgan Wall and that.

But aside from that, is there anybody else? Like, even Linkin Park, they just dropped a new song. What's wrong with you, East Side Up? Maybe here I figured it out. Kay Bear listeners are so loyal.

They're not listening to the streaming platforms That's right. Locally. So that's great. That's why they're not popping up on here. And we started playing sleep token on z, so that's why they're popping up on the list.

You'll have to ask, Tyler about sleep token whenever we get in the the engineering truck to go fix something. He's not a not a fan, Maybe not him, but I think he's a fan. Oh, you think he's a fan? Yeah. But you're not a fan.

I'm I'm a fan, but it's the only thing that ever plays. That's well, Jade, they're the biggest act in rock. I mean, the numbers are so crazy. Which is weird. Because that you wouldn't think it with that band.

No. Not at all. They have a very, like, a very unique sound. And it almost puts you to sleep as you're driving down the freeway. Sometimes.

But but then it gets heavy. When you're going across the desert to the comp the Butte, that road in general, because it has a bunch of creases in it and they're all in time, so it's like a dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip. It's flat. It's straight. There's nothing to look at.

And then you get sleep token on there with a with a Try driving across the desert and listen to that and stay awake. Well, Jade, I like listening to pretty mellow music when I'm driving across the desert. Yeah. Dude, like, if you're in, Arizona, the best. It's a good way to crash in the desert and just become part of it.

Nah. You're there's nobody else out there, man. You're in the middle of nowhere. Exactly. You're able to get found if you fall asleep.

Driving down the highway. The government's watching everything that goes on out there. I'm sure somebody would save you quickly. You'll just call me. That's what happened the last last time you need it saved on your way to the desert.

Just call Victor. He'll come stand in the freezing cold. No. I do like sleep talking. Now they're they're Whatever time I get in the car Well, I mean, I I could mix it up and throw in some I don't know what's what else is popular here locally.

Benson Boone? You wanna hear some of that? The new Under Oak tune's pretty good. I really like the new Under Oak tune. By by the way, how is their show?

Just as good as ever. Yeah. Not bad for a bunch of old guys. They are. They're old.

It's so weird how all these bands that are our age are finally making it. We should have never given up, Jade. We could finally Just have ham on hand sandwiches from the our twenties to our forties. Yeah. Just living in a van.

Well, anyhow, I was gonna, you know, maybe try to give away a prize right now, but you came in and interrupted. So I guess we'll do that that some other point during this hour. What what prize? If you were listening at 07:00 you might have an ID. Secret.

It's secret. It's secret. It's gonna happen sometime. Just keep listening. Don't stop.

Don't tune into that streaming service like all these country fans around here. Oh, yeah. Time for the k Bear one zero one secondret sound powered by my homies, the advocates injury attorneys. I got a $101 jackpot, brand new secret sound for you, and I am excited to see if we can get a winner. We had two winners yesterday.

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You ready? Yeah. Let's hear that one more time. K. (208) 535-1015.

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K Bear, what's up? Not much. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Who's this?

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Okay, Eric. For $101, what is the secret sound? Is it running your hand over a mic? Running your hand over a mic. Incorrect, man.

Sorry about that. But a fine guess, I must say, Eric. So good luck on the next round. I'll post that incorrect guess on all of the apps and up that jackpot by $25 for the next play. Who's your favorite radio station, man?

Came here. Alright. I'm potentially throwing myself under the bus with this one, but I might also be throwing you under the bus. So long as we're even that school. Basic skills.

You're shocked some adults still don't know. Alright. How many of these do I still not know? I never claimed to be smart. Alright.

Or skilled. I'm just kinda here. Alright. Thank you for your participation in my my work day in this program. Alright.

I guess the only way to know that you don't know these skills is to hear about them. So let's roll. Cleaning out the lint trap on the dryer. Are you trying to burn your house down? Who doesn't know how to do that?

Are there really people who don't know? Now sometimes you might wash a particular load that, you know, you end up with a lot of lint in your dryer. And so the person who empties the lint trap might go, dude, what's your problem? When's the last time you emptied this lint trap? You're like, well, I do it all the time.

No, you don't. Look at this. Look at this pile of lint. Yeah. You should definitely, clean that out.

You don't wanna burn your home to the ground. If there are adults who don't know how to do that, it's easy. You you pull it out of the little slot it's in and then you just kinda, you know, just rub it right off of there. Alright. It's not difficult.

Then ball it up and throw it in the garbage. Okay. Let's see. What else do we have here? How to look something up.

Okay. I'll admit that one is shocking to me on a daily basis because I peep you know, I talk about it plenty on this show. I see people sharing crazy nonsense on social media all the time, and all it takes is a quick Google to figure out if this information's true or maybe you need to learn how to do something. K. Like, over the weekend, I was playing super meat boy, and and I was just trying to accomplish some goals in the game that I had never accomplished before.

Find the band aids, you know, % the levels. But I couldn't figure out where some of the band aids were. What did I do? I googled it. Alright?

I looked it up. Everything you could possibly wanna know for the most part is on the internet. Pretty much everything. Like, hey, anybody know a good place to go get a haircut? Google.

People always ask these questions in the life in Idaho Falls group. Useless. All you're going to end up with is a list of every single particular business in a certain area. Like, what's the best burger? You're gonna have every burger place named.

Alright? Look at the reviews. Look at the Google reviews and Yelp reviews. You can get a wide variety of information with a little bit of detail, not just I love blank, you know. And you could make a little bit of a decision from there.

Where should I take my car after it's been, you know, the front end was smashed in? Well, after you call the advocate's injury attorney so you can deal with, you know, all the legal stuff, You Google it and go, okay. This looks like a good shop. They've got good reviews. Let's go to the phones here.

K Bear, you're live on the program. Keep that in mind. Who's this? Josh. Josh, what's up, dude?

I got, you still yapping about the, basic things that adults don't know. Yes. Well, I got one for you. Okay. Your shoes.

There are adults that don't know how to tie their shoes. I I'm one of them. Now. Okay. So what do you, do you just get, shoes with Velcro straps or, like, Crocs?

What, what do you do? What I do is you, you know, the first part of the time process where you tuck the thing under. Well, what I do is I do two bunny ears and tuck them under each other. So that's how I tie my shoes. That counts.

You know? And I gotta say that's how I tie my shoes as well. The the normal way that people tie their shoes where you grab the one string, loop it around this and that. It it takes too much time. You can just make the bunny ears and twist them together.

It's just fine. I think you do know how to tie your shoes. And since you do it the same way as me, I think you do it the proper way. Yeah. I don't know how to do it the other way.

Yeah. Me either. I've I'm sure if I sat here and tinkered with my shoelaces, I could figure it actually. The shoes I'm wearing don't have laces. I'm I've gotten to that point where I'm just so lazy.

I've got, slip on Skechers. I am old. I am an old man. So but, yeah, bunny ears to tie your shoes. I I think that's how I taught my girls to tie their shoes because the other way is just kind of confusing.

And I know that might make me sound kind of dumb, but, bunny ears all the way. You know how I learned how to do that? You'd never guess. Yeah. So I think one of my dad's friends showed me that when I was a kid, but how did you learn?

Spanish Sesame Street. Spanish Sesame Street. Alright. Yeah. I would certainly would not have guessed that.

So but, yeah, dude, you you know how to tie your shoes. You just don't know how to do it the weird way as far as I'm concerned. Well, appreciate it, man. Hope you have a good day. You too.

Peace. Peace out. Now I'm questioning if I really know how to tie my shoes. I was trashing on adult. What?

Adults don't know how to tie their shoes? Yeah. I I I don't do it that way, the common way. Okay. Let's see here.

Budgeting. Oh, I'm I know how to do it. I'm not very good at it. Yeah. It's not hard to budget, but it's hard to budget, isn't it?

Yeah. Reading comprehension. Okay. I think that cell phones have ruined that for us. I'm a or at least was a very heavy reader, and I've noticed as time got has gone on.

I'll I'll, like, be sitting there reading, and I'll read a whole page and realize my brain was elsewhere while I was reading that page. I have no idea what I just read. Now when I can really buckle down and focus, sure, I I may or, I hang on to everything I read, but, the actual process, whatever the current cell phone Internet state of the world has done to our brains, man, it has made reading a frustrating process. I used to be able to knock down books like like nothing, a book a day. I mean, I did have a job where I could read at work.

That probably helps, but yeah. I mean, there's a lot of people that don't ever read. I highly recommend you read. It's a great brain exercise, and it's so much better than reading a social media feed. Spatial awareness, the number of people who will just stand in the middle of a busy street taking all the space.

Okay. I I don't see people just standing in the middle of the road very often, but people are certainly not aware of what's around them. I've gotten yelled at at many people at shows because I bump into them. And I'm walking down the street. I'll just wander into somebody.

I'm I'm terrible with spatial awareness, apparently. Boy, a lot of people talking about reading comprehension. Again, I I think that it's just harder to read because our brains are so scattered nowadays. You know, that short attention span. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt Show.

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